Business College Helsinki in Helsinki

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  Ascend Dark

  :: 16 March 2018 11:19:29

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  Juha Nurmonen

  :: 18 December 2017 12:47:25

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  ahmed abdinassir

  :: 27 October 2017 10:07:00

  To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Helsinki Business College. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of business and stock exchanging most of the lessons will go over a typical student's head. There's also HBC cafeteria's astonishing steamed brown rice, which is deftly woven into the cafeteria's characterisation - their personal philosophy draws heavily from Fazer food arts, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these foods, to realize that they're not just tasty- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Helsinki Business College truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in HBC's existencial catchphrase "Tervetuloa sähköiseen ylioppilaskokeeseen," which itself is a cryptic reference to Abdul-Abnassir Ahmed Al-Hassinabdi's Nigerian epic "Blacks and Whites". I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Risto Oksanen's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Helsinki Business College tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the students' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 learning (oppimispisteet) points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

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  Kate Lawrence

  :: 26 August 2017 09:21:26

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  snovaxz

  :: 28 October 2016 10:58:00

  iha jees saatii omat läppärit :DDDDDDD